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Pants and Inappropriate numbers

This post is not suitable for small children. lol

Today, everything was going well, until a rather large woman decided to come into my job wearing NO pants. she was wearing a long shirt and her buttcheeks were hanging out. I had a very hard time trying not to gag. Or laugh. Even my boss had to go into the back to stop from busting out laughing. It was disgusting.. Please people, wear pants! Nobody wants to see that especially the girl at your local pizzaria who knows you ordered like 50 dollars worth of food. Please wear pants.

Then, an older gentleman, about 40 or so, came in with his kid and ordered a medium pizza. I told him "Your total is 8.69" and he replied with this "mmm 69" I seriously had to walk away. Like how old are you?? You are about 40 and you said that to a 20 year old?? Really? Gross. I asked my cook to cash him out because that honestly grossed me out. Where do these people come from???

Tuesdays..

I very much dislike tuesdays. It seems that all the socially challenged people order pizza on tuesdays. I had a woman today, my driver forgot her soda. She called to tell me this and I accidentally hung up on her. I called her right back but she went on for about 5 minutes about how rude I was.. (she eventually shut up and I was able to send her her soda). Then I had a woman who had her headphones in and asked me to repeat everything I asked her. I also had a man who refused to believe that we don't have broccoli. These are just what I can remember.. But the icing on the cake was when I figured out why children get obese. A woman and her (overweight) son (about 7 or 8 years old) came in and ordered a medium pizza. The son asked for breadsticks. The mom asked "what do you need breadsticks for" he said and i quote  "I like to wrap my pizza around the breadstick. It's funner." I worked very hard keeping my face expressionless. (He got his breadsticks). Lord give me the strength to make it through Tuesdays.  (Tomorrow I open and it is the wing sale day so I'm sure I will have some winners)